my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
(via chesterloaf)
Incredible Call of Duty: Ghosts lighting!!!! ZOMG!!!11
futuristic
This isn’t Collar Duty
I don’t see a dog
Booker DeWitt - Why is your mother a ghost?